Gazunta: @Parisi2274 damn, that’s very manly of you! Remind me not to piss you off more than usual.

Gazunta: Hope all you losers are having a sucky time at GDC. Bah! #insanelyjealous #wishiwasthere #missyouguys

Gazunta: @capnsmak do incredibly jealous. Have fun man!

Gazunta: @WhymeComics the killer did it!!

OK in reality I just developed a drinking problem.

The first panel did happen, and to be fair the guy was spot on with all three counts.

Gazunta: And in other other news I just discovered double tapping the shift icon on the iPhone works as a caps lock. This is a real gamechanger folks

Gazunta: And in other news, WHAT EVIL DISEASE DID SYDNEY GIVE ME JESUS IM DYING

Gazunta: This is a (completely made up) account of how I (didn’t really) got to meet and (not) make out with Alyson Hannigan: http://bit.ly/b6iioV

Gazunta: @TheChrisGlass yeah but she ‘does’ video game designers if you knowwhat I mean #lies #shedoesntevenknowiexist

Gazunta: @trinest ha! That’s so going in the next Twitter Week. Good one!